Todae soooo funny muhahahaha i laugh until stomach ache o muhahhahaaa

At night,went to supermarket wif mum to buy some food,when we went down,i go touch touch a wat cuttlefish or wat...i expect it to be hard hard de,but it is soft soft one so i sream nor.....everyone looking at me.....I quickly said" got cockcoach"Than EVERYONE LOOKING AT THE FLOOR...muhahahaha so funny i quicky walk away and laugh like hell....mum thought i crazy or wat muhahahaaaaa